Country to be absolutely brilliant…straight after my 6 week holiday


The country’s imminent ‘golden’ times will have to wait until Boris Johnson and the other MP’s return from their six week paid holiday.

Then the Party conference season will begin, which should leave at least a fortnight to change the minds of 27 countries about Brexit.

Local Brexiteer, Peter Thape told leading satirical website, Cutting News to go fuck off, because he’ll be living in the best country in the world, like what Boris promised him.

‘We’re all gonna be rich,’ said Thape.

‘Fuck Europe, and we’ll have our Empire back again,’ added Thape.