Crufts delivering the usual range of ‘well-fit’ dogs

Crufts have again been accused of teasing the bestiality section of society with their 2017 range of gorgeous Poodles and Hounds.

The National Union for Bestiality (NUB) spokesman, Peter Thape has reminded Crufts that dogs should just be dogs, and not be so ‘well-fit.’

Although many of the pouting dogs will go on to do work for FHM and various lads’ mags, NUB spokesman, Thape believes that the new range of catwalk dogs make life increasingly difficult for his members.

‘This year’s winning poodle is more attractive than most of our member’s wives,’ admitted Thape.

‘It was really quite a blow, to discover that it’s a boy,’ added Thape.