Daddy-long-legs desperately hoping to get into your house


Daddy-long-legs have finally admitted that getting into your house is absolutely boss.

Crane fly, Peter Thape spends most of his day looking for an open window or door so that he can then fly unnervingly close to the face of the occupant.

Thape admits that the approach to Halloween is the best time to be a floaty, flying spider, but accepts that there are some design faults with himself and his colleagues.

‘We can only fly inside a house! We can’t fly outside, at all. That’s why we look so pissed up when we’re hovering around,’ admitted daddy-long-legs, Thape.

‘Yeah, that God/Richard Dawkins bloke really messed things up. We have to drive between people’s houses. I know, crazy,’ added Thape.