Date set for Maxwell’s suicide in custody


The date has been fixed for Ghislaine Maxwell’s unexpected suicide in custody.

Local prison guard, Peter Thape has generously offered Ms. Maxwell a choice of dates to die upon to ensure that she doesn’t testify against Prince Andrew.  

Thape told Cutting News that he’s received the order from up high, and will be following the usual Epstein silencing protocol.

‘Yeah, just twisting the bed sheet into a noose now,’ said Thape.

‘She knows the drill – she’s not stupid,’ he added.