David Mellor to play ‘Rachel’ in relaunch of ‘Friends’


Former politician and toe sucker David Mellor, has successfully landed the role of ‘Rachel’ in the upcoming reboot of American comedy, Friends.

Mellor has campaigned long and hard for the remake of the US hit series, and couldn’t believe his luck when he was offered one of the main roles.

Mellor has remained tight-lipped about the on/off relationship with Ross, hinting that a second child could be on the way.

‘Ross and I have another drunken night,’ said a bashful Mellor.

‘Just like Emma, I won’t look after this one, either,’ added Mellor/Rachel.