‘Did we make it look like suicide?’ checks Prince Andrew


Prince Andrew is pissing his pants laughing today, after the man that could have implicated him in a scandal mysteriously committed suicide.

Despite being on ‘Suicide watch,’ Jeffrey Epstein was found in his cell with a rope, a gun, a load of sleeping pills, and a paid up contract with Dignitas.

Prince Andrew told Cutting News that he was surprised to find Epstein had somehow killed himself.

‘I never met him, of course,’ said Andrew.

‘They must have faked that picture of me with my arm round that teen I knobbed,’ added His Royal Highness.