‘Did you forget to tell me this part of the plan, Cummings?’ asks Boris


Boris Johnson’s boss, Dominic Cummings may have made a few errors in his masterplan to take Britain out of Europe.

Cummings may not have mentioned the bit where Boris loses every vote as Prime Minister, and faces humiliation.

He also forgot to tell him about relinquishing control of Parliament to Jeremy Corbyn after only a week in the job, and the genuine threat to the end of the Conservative Party.

‘This may not have quite gone to plan,’ admitted Cummings.

‘Good job no one knows who I am,’ he added.