Dignitas agree allergy tourist package with Pret


The Pret A Manger sandwich chain and leading suicide group, Dignitas are excited to announce plans for a joint venture.

Swiss death giants, Dignitas have contacted all allergy sufferers on their books, with a view to challenging them to a Russian roulette Pret sandwich.

Dignitas spokesman, Peter Thape is pleased to be expanding the range for their customers, and is looking forward to the new venture.

‘Pret couldn’t give a fuck whether their customers live or die – that’s the type of supplier we’re after,’ said Thape.

‘Epipens to be left at the door, please,’ added Thape.