Leading Swiss suicide company, Dignitas are offering servings of burnt toast to help end the lives of those who no longer wish to be with us.
Dignitas have been quick to cash in on the latest nutritional advice that has warned the public to avoid over-cooked food such as roast potatoes, burnt toast, and crisps. Peter Thape (48) has been with the same woman for a very long time and has naturally been spending quite a bit of time of the Dignitas website.
‘Hats off to Dignitas. They’re doing a January sale on Aunt Bessie’s Roasties,’ said Thape.
‘Although, I think I fancy the idea of going out on six packets of Cheese & Onion crisps,’ added Thape.