Leading Swiss Suicide company, Dignitas have seen an unseasonal rush on bookings to doomed Pacific Island, Guam.
Dignitas have been quick to cash in on the inevitable extinction of the North Korean-threatened Island, whose very existence sits at the behest of Donald Trump’s tweets.
‘Remain’ voter, Peter Thape has bought the Dignitas one-way packaged deal to Guam, and couldn’t be happier.
‘You’ve got to ask yourself, when would normally get to see a part of the world like Guam?’ quizzed Thape.
‘Plus, I’ll almost certainly be saving on the cost of a Christmas tree this year,’ added Thape.