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‘Who shall we tw*t off our roads today, gramps?’

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The Queen is thinking of clamping down on the Royal game of driving into subjects for laughs.

Driving into the public is a Royal game that has helped fill spare time since Fox Hunting was banned.

The Queen has tried to stop some of her family joining in, but has been thwarted by The Duke of Edinburgh.

‘Phil’s top of the league at the moment, so he won’t give it up,’ said The Queen.

‘Will’s catchin’ up though; it’s double points for an old biddy,’ added Her Majesty.

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