Do you look a big enough cock when driving alone?

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Do you insist on wearing a mask and gloves when driving alone in your own car; it could be that you’re a cock.  

Looking a cock is becoming loosely acceptable in the supermarket, but the government has announced that people who mask and glove up in their own car should be mocked indefinitely.

Local cock, Peter Thape wears a mask on the round trip to the supermarket, and then tears out his car seat on his return, destroying it in a pre-made furnace each time.

‘I’ve replaced the driving seat 8 times since the virus started – you can’t be too safe,’ said Thape.

‘I also replace the three foot pedal covers each time, and the foot well carpet,’ he added.

(Thanks freepics for the photo)