Midget-handed nutcase Donald Trump now fancies his chances against Grange Hill’s Gripper Stebson, after offering out former Vice–President, Joe Biden.
Trump has vowed to become cock of your school, after being found chanting Scrap! Scrap! Scrap! Scrap! near the bogs.
Although Roland Browning has welcomed the break from being constantly bullied, Browning has been quick to offer advice to the President of America.
‘Watch he doesn’t try to flush your head down the toilet. And don’t wear glasses, or be dumpy – that was where I slipped up,’ said Browning.
‘And get yourself a little friend, like Janet, to ask if you’re ok, every five minutes,’ added Browning.