‘Dunn family, guess who we’ve got next door for you,’ says Trump


Leading American cock, Donald Trump tried to trick the grieving Dunn family into meeting the cowardly killer of their son last night.

Trump lined up the photographers in the room, as he hoped to unite the elusive Anne Sacoolas with the parents of the child she’d killed.

Trump told Cutting News how excited he was to pull off the golden TV moment.

‘I love all that true crime stuff on the telly,’ said Trump.

‘And Reality TV, love all that,’ added The President.