Elon Musk is a massive pedo


It’s come to the attention of Cutting News that the CEO of SpaceX is a huge nonce.

Out of politeness, and some fear of the legal system, it should be noted that Elon Musk is probably not a paedo, but given that he just got away with saying it, we thought we’d say it about him, too.

Musk told local reporter, Peter Thape that he had posters of Gary Glitter, Jimmy Saville, and Prince Andrew on his bedroom wall.

‘This all sounds suspicious to me,’ said Thape.

‘Should he really be able to call a hero a ‘pedo,’ and walk away scot free?’ asked Thape.