Elton John comes out as ‘Straight,’ on This Morning

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Elton John is to appear on This Morning with Holly and Phil, and tell the nation that he is actually ‘Straight.’

Elton’s surprise announcement is likely to happen this week, and will be a crushing blow for his husband and children.

Local TV viewer, Peter Thape has applauded the bravery of Elton, and appreciates the hell that Elton must have been going through in pretending to be gay for all this time.

‘A small part of me wonders if Elton knew he was straight when he got married?’ asked Thape.

‘But what a brave man, a brave, brave man,’ he added.