Elton John’s house not all that impressive


Many people have been surprised by the size and condition of Elton John’s house, after the government released the address in error.  

Sir Elton, who had been telling everyone that his house is great, lives in the one room hovel with his husband and their children.

Sir Elton admitted to Cutting News that things have been tough after barely releasing a decent tune in over thirty years.

‘We pretty much get by on David’s wage,’ said Sir Elton.

‘I do a bit of busking near Aldi, but that really only pays for dog food,’ added the alleged music legend.