England to leave the United Kingdom next


Boris Johnson is considering withdrawing England from the United Kingdom.  

Engrexit could prove a popular move with the electorate, with a referendum date pencilled in for November 16th.

Engrexiteer, Peter Thape has had enough of the Welsh coming into Shrewsbury, with their foreign accents, taking our jobs etc. etc.

‘We’ve cut Northern Ireland adrift, and Scotland will be gone soon, so let’s get rid of the Welsh too,’ said Thape.

‘Then we’ll be free to be the greatest country in the world again,’ added Thape.