As self-isolation becomes the norm, many English people have been taking to their balconies and singing traditional cultural songs.
As the sun set last night, a number of men gathered on their balcony, and sang a beautiful chorus of ‘Fuck off Italy,’ in the fading light.
Then a whole neighbourhood watched and applauded, after the classic British ode Get your tits out for the lads, was sung at two 14 year old girls going to the shop.
‘The whole community is coming together,’ said local man, Peter Thape.
‘That’s why in 3 week’s time I’m going to cut your throat for a pack of pasta,’ he added.