Enough Now! We could run out of cheeseburgers


The nation is furious with MP’s after it emerged that vital provisions such as burgers and share boxes of chicken nuggets could be in short supply after Brexit.

Brexit negotiations have reached a critical point after McDonalds announced that a No Deal could lead to a shortage of their products after March 29th.

Local ‘remainer,’ Peter Thape had feared this outcome, and has been stockpiling the two apple pies for a pound offer at Mackie D’s, whilst it lasts.

‘You didn’t think about this when you voted ‘Out,’ did you, you fuckers!’ said Thape.

‘See how you feel when you have to go to Burger King, dickheads,’ added Thape.