Every person in country has now watched Bird Box


Every person in the country has now watched Bird Box, including babies, and those people without Netflix.   

Any person who has not watched it will be made to feel like an utter mong by everyone else today in work or school.

Local man, Peter Thape made his cat and hamster watch the film yesterday so that they didn’t feel left out, when meeting up with other cats and hamsters respectively.

‘It was ok,’ said Thape.

‘The hamster pulled a funny face at that bit with the leaves all whirling around,’ added Thape.