Everyone buying baby gifts for returning pregnant ISIS girl

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The nation is glowing in its warm response to the girl who is returning from serving the Islamic State to have her baby here on the NHS.

Women and men around the country are busily buying presents and knitting booties for the girl who’s taking a temporary break from fundamentalism to have her baby in England.

Local woman Murial Hislop has postponed her latest IVF treatment to arrange a baby shower for pregnant, Shamima Begum.

‘Well, if this wasn’t what the NHS was set up for!’ said Hislop.

‘I think this was Nye Bevan’s dream wasn’t it? Added Hislop.