Everyone deciding who they hate the least


The nation is still brilliantly pretending that today isn’t just another Brexit referendum.

People are throwing in an occasional NHS or tax argument, but generally in support of whichever way they want Brexit to go.

Local Brexiteer, Peter Thape has voted Labour all his life, but will be voting Conservative today.

‘My Conservative MP, Lord St. John Smythe-Hamilton completely understands me,’ said Thape.

‘His family owned factories that my family have worked in for generations,’ he added.