Everyone fairly sure what Adele’s new album might be about


Music experts are predicting that Adele’s new album, ‘Divorce,’ is likely to feature a few sad tracks.

Camera crews are standing by with black and white filters to record the poignant, heart-breaking pain of the songs.

Adele though, told Cutting News that industry boffins have got it wrong, and this new album will be a blend of hip hop and early punk collaborations.

‘I’m doing songs with The Clash, and two new ones with Busta Rhymes,’ said Adele.

‘It will be totally upbeat, and not an album to play when your boyfriend’s finished with you,’ she added.