The Daily Mail have confirmed that the real problem after Brexit will be that people will have far too much money.
The newspaper has read the Treasury Report and will begin its free wheelbarrow campaign in the New Year, to help people carry all their new riches around.
But local Brexiteer, Peter Thape has already decided to hire someone to help with all the gold and shit that he’ll have.
‘Might get one of those immigrant brown people to carry all my stuff,’ said Thape.
‘Just like in the good old days, when we owned India and Africa, and that,’ added Thape.