Facebook to pay $5bn fine out of petty cash tin


Mark Zuckerberg has told the office girl to pay the data privacy fine, and pick up some cakes for the staff out of the petty cash tin.

With a smaller than expected fine, Zuckerberg’s shares have rocketed, so he’ll have to find more stuff to spend his money on.

Zuckerberg will have to choose between buying a TV station, a country, or maybe even a sport.

‘We will have to get that $5bn back though,’ said a rueful Zuckerberg.

‘Probably just ask the guys to work on Saturday morning this week,’ he added.