Mark Zuckerberg has told the office girl to pay the data privacy fine, and pick up some cakes for the staff out of the petty cash tin.
With a smaller than expected fine, Zuckerberg’s shares have rocketed, so he’ll have to find more stuff to spend his money on.
Zuckerberg will have to choose between buying a TV station, a country, or maybe even a sport.
‘We will have to get that $5bn back though,’ said a rueful Zuckerberg.
‘Probably just ask the guys to work on Saturday morning this week,’ he added.