Facebook to pay $5bn fine out of petty cash tin

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Mark Zuckerberg has told the office girl to pay the data privacy fine, and pick up some cakes for the staff out of the petty cash tin.

With a smaller than expected fine, Zuckerberg’s shares have rocketed, so he’ll have to find more stuff to spend his money on.

Zuckerberg will have to choose between buying a TV station, a country, or maybe even a sport.

‘We will have to get that $5bn back though,’ said a rueful Zuckerberg.

‘Probably just ask the guys to work on Saturday morning this week,’ he added.