Famous people to die in large numbers again


After a two year break, in which celebrities were largely not allowed to die, famous people are planning on dying in big numbers again.

Famous people have regrouped, and built their numbers after a devastating 2016-2017, in which they were nearly all wiped out.  

Facebook fan, Murial Hislop is looking forward to the expected rise in tragic celebrity death.

‘I like to be the first person to write RIP, and then their name,’ said Hislop.

‘Then write some sentimental shit to their family, as if I knew them,’ added Hislop.