Far side of the moon absolutely buzzin’


Chinese astronauts have discovered that the far side of the moon is not dark at all, but completely brilliant, with shit loads to do.

China sent a spacecraft up there expecting to find a dusty, desolate landscape, but were pleasantly surprised to find a thriving, well-lit seaside town.

Moonpool, as scientists have now called it, offers good accommodation, a varied night life catering for all tastes, and five donuts for a pound.

‘It’s fuckin’ top,’ said Chinese astronaut Xi-ping Thape.

‘More fighting than I thought though,’ added Thape.