Farmers are looking forward to being offered a bag of buttons for a cow by the supermarket formed by the merging of Asda and Sainsbury’s.
Walmart have told local farmer, Peter Thape that they’ll be paying no more than a penny for a sheep, and will expect a million chickens for a pound.
Farmer Thape has been perfecting his fellatio technique in preparation for his forthcoming meeting with the new Walmart/Sainsbury’s buyer.
‘My knees have never been dustier since the supermarkets started to run the country,’ said Farmer Thape.
‘If this carries on much longer, I’ll just be a man with a border collie, and a very large garden,’ added Farmer Thape.