‘F*ck you mum!’ says 15 yr old that wins $1M at Fortnite


Parenting for everyone became a lot more difficult overnight, as 15 year old Jaden Ashman from Essex won nearly £1 million for finishing second in the Fortnite World Cup.

Ashman told his mum to fuck right off after years of her nagging him, and telling him to do his homework.

Local teenager, Bobby Thape told Cutting News that he’s going to increase the time he spends on his Xbox to 12 hours a day from his current 8.

‘Who’s in charge now, mum!’ said Bobby.

‘Order me a pizza whilst I secure our future,’ added Bobby.