Fishing lake owner, Billy Evans, has been told that he must take down his ‘No Polish, or Eastern Bloc Fishermen,’ sign until after we leave the European Union.
After Brexit, Evans will be allowed to offend present members of The Union with confidence, and even a little panache.
Evans has reluctantly agreed to put up his more traditional ‘No Blacks, No Irish,’ sign in the meantime.
‘The murdering of fish should really be a local thing,’ said Evans.
‘Merry Christmas, everyone!’ added Evans.