Four year old sues Cliff Richard to get his hair back


A four year old boy has recognised his missing hair after watching Sir Cliff Richard in a recent TV interview.

Little Bobby Thape (4) has accused Richard of hiding at the barber shop, before picking up Bobby’s discarded hair and covering his own 77 year old pate.

Richard then appeared on BBC TV bleating about some privacy nonsense with a full head of Little Bobby’s hair.

‘That guy, who’s legally not a nonce, has got my hair on!’ said Little Bobby.

‘I would never had let my hair fall to the ground if I’d have seen Richard crouching under the wash basins,’ added Little Bobby.