Frogs next for Australia, then the slaying of the first born


Australia is on course to get all the ten biblical plagues done within 12 months, after succumbing to giant hail storms overnight.

With just Boils and Pestilence (Whatever that is?) left, Australia is odds-on to complete the coveted Old Testament special.

Australian premiere, Scott Morrison is a keen flat-earther, and reluctant to accept the impact of industrialisation on his country.

‘Putting fires out is for Sheila’s,’ said Morrison.

‘Let’s keep mining that coal, like it’s 1850,’ he added.