People have been waking up to discover the sad news that former American President George Bush Junior, is still alive.
As many people have been asking the question…The younger one, or the old one? We can confirm that the stupido one, the small, younger, chimpy one is still very much alive.
Local soldier, Peter Thape, who lost both legs fighting in a war that George Bush Junior started for no reason, was saddened to hear the news about Bush Jr. continuing to live on.
‘Wonder if he’s living over a shop on £70 a week disability allowance?’ asked Thape.
‘Perhaps he’s sliding around on his arse trying to find the card for the gas meter?’ added Thape.