Glenn Hoddle’s recovery based on how he behaved in a previous life


Glenn Hoddle has been reminded by doctors that his recovery from illness is dependent on how he behaved in previous carnations, as opposed to their medical skill.

Hoddle, who previously liked to tell disabled people that their disability was due to bad behaviour from a previous life, is hoping to recover from a sudden illness that came on yesterday.

Doctors at the hospital are wondering if they should wait for Karma to save Mr Hoddle, or if they should attach the drip.

‘Obviously, we all hope Glenn makes a full recovery,’ said The Doctor.

‘Depending on how he behaved in 1580,’ added The Doctor.