‘Go f*ck yourself,’ says apology letter from Prince


The actual letter of apology from Prince Philip to crash victim, Emma Fairweather does not appear as friendly as the ones reported in today’s news.

A grainy copy of the letter has been received at Cutting News, and it suggests that the renegade Prince is not as sorry as first thought.

In a separate handwritten note, The Prince has told Emma Fairweather to stop milking the crash by appearing on telly, and in every red top rag.

‘You’re not going to end up on Celebrity Big Brother!’ said Prince Philip.

‘Watch yourself, or you’ll fuckin’ disappear,’ further warned His Majesty.