Air passengers who tried to save 80p by flying Flybmi, instead of using Ryanair, have been told to go fuck themselves, now that they’re stranded.
Ryanair Chief Exec, Peter Thape has told Flybmi customers that they’re welcome to rebook through Ryanair, but tickets will be £1,000,000 each.
Thape has added that when they check in at the airport, they’ll be given a good fuckin’ kickin’, too.
‘Would you like some complimentary headphones for the flight?’ asked Thape.
‘Well you can fuck right off – they’re fifty quid. They’re a tenner to our own customers,’ added Thape.