‘Go on, get out there…have sex!’ instructs Boris

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The Prime Minister, fresh from watching his Benny Hill collection has told the country to get out there, and procreate.

Perhaps wary of the numbers lost to the virus, Johnson has relaxed lockdown restrictions specifically for those single people who want a bunk-up.

Johnson wants people having sex from this Saturday, but has not said whether it will include breakfast on Sunday morning.

‘Perhaps some sort of eggs on the Sunday,’ said Johnson.

‘Get on with it; you’re doing this for your country,’ he added.