‘God hates gay cake,’ say Christians


Christians have been quick to point to the section of The Bible that explains where God shows his disapproval of gay cakes.

In Exodus, there is a lengthy section that says that gay people shall not bake with eggs, butter and flour, or other vegan alternatives.

Northern Irish gay, Peter Thape has never even eaten a cake, explaining that in his country it’s difficult for the LGBT community to buy cake at all.

‘I once went in a bakery, but they had me out on my ear,’ said Thape.

‘They said I could have a scone, if I repented, added Thape.