‘Gonna have to charge you a bit extra,’ says builder at Notre Dame


The cheeky bastard builder has upped his quote for the refurbishment at Notre Dame Cathedral.

Peter Thape & Sons, who have been doing the roof work on The Cathedral, are intending to use the fire as a chance to get a few ‘extras’ onto the bill.

Roofer, Peter Thape has had both his lads working on the roof all week, and now doesn’t think he’ll be finished for the weekend, as planned.

‘Probably going to need new purlins on that,’ said robbin’ bastard, Thape.

‘I’ll ring B & Q, but it won’t be cheap,’ he added.