Good-looking women to be taken off the telly after men caught staring at them

Women who are pretty are to be taken off our TV screens, after men admitted that they sometimes find them attractive.

Local wife, Murial Hislop was sitting on the sofa with her husband watching Saturday night telly, when she found him staring straight at the wall-hung TV.

Hislop accused her husband of gawking at the woman on the screen, as he shovelled down his medium chicken curry with extra naan bread (the one with the little seeds in).

‘I was staring at her, I admit. But she was the main character in the drama,’ admitted Hislop’s husband.

‘And yes, she probably is quite nice on the eye,’ further admitted Hislop’s monster husband.