Government confirm Mexit will be done by January 31st


The Government have confirmed that exit talks between The Queen, Harry and Meghan will be concluded by the end of January.  

The outstanding areas appear to be the amount of money that Harry will have to pay to leave The Royal family, with whom he already has contractual agreements.

Doubters fear that the deal may not be completed by Jan 31st, in which case the couple may be forced to ask for an extension.

‘We believe we should be free to behave royally with other countries,’ said Harry.

‘There are better deals to be had outside The Commonwealth,’ he added.