Government to take stranded Pizza Express customers to Zizzi


The Government has promised to step in and repatriate those customers who have been caught in Pizza Express before its imminent collapse.

The Government will use a network of buses and planes to move an expected 150,000 customers further down the street to Zizzi.

Pizza express customer and generally over-wealthy person, Peter Thape is saddened that the company has gone out of business.

‘It was an excellent place for feeling superior to the Pizza Hut scum,’ said Thape.

‘How’ve they managed to go out of business charging £16 for a pizza the size of a coaster?’ asked Thape.