Govt sets prostitutes social distancing at 6 inches

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Prostitutes are furious after social distancing restrictions were introduced today and set at six inches.

Prostitutes, rent boys and gimps have previously sat outside of social distancing legislation because the government acknowledges that their services are essential.

But Business Secretary, Peter Thape is under extreme pressure after prostitutes claimed that their industry compensation package had not yet been announced by The Chancellor.

‘Rishi has assured me that The Hookers and Skanks package will be announced this Friday,’ said Thape.

‘Six inches will still allow a very small number of girls to work,’ added Thape.