Groping Harry Styles fans pay the singer off for his silence

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A number of fans who have committed sexual assaults upon Harry Styles, have paid large sums of money to the singer for his silence.

It is thought that Styles may only be the first of a series of performers, including Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, and Bad Manners frontman, Buster Bloodvessel who may have been assaulted whilst simply trying to carry out the tasks of their daily work.

Concert goer, Murial Hislop (17) recently paid Styles an undisclosed sum after trying to inappropriately touch him on stage, and she accepts that her objectification of Styles is plain wrong.

‘I’m a monster,’ admitted Hislop.

‘I’m getting help. I know I need help. Everyone deserves a second chance,’ added Hislop.