Grouty to run Boris Johnson’s Leadership campaign


Harry Grout has told Boris Johnson that he’ll be running his leadership campaign from his own Dingley Dell.

Johnson will need to cough up a pack of snout to secure the deal, or face a visit from Samson and Delilah.

Johnson, who will be going to prison for pretending that we’ll all be better off by £350M a week after Brexit, is hoping to share a cell with Lukewarm.

‘I’ll be going gay for the stay,’ said Johnson.

‘Got me through Eton,’ added Johnson.