A grown man from America, who is often allowed out without a carer, has suggested that the spate of stabbings in London would be reduced if people carried guns instead.
The crazed man, who is also a President of a big country, was placed securely back in his box, after he finished addressing the annual get together of The National Rifle Association.
The President will be brought out again shortly to tease nuclear countries, fuck porn stars, and to listen to the families of those affected by mass shootings.
‘Legally speaking, he’s not told any lies here,’ said local lawyer, Peter Thape.
‘Stabbings would be reduced! But, yes, shootings may increase,’ added Thape.