Hackers scroll through 300 shitty messages to get to anything useful


Hackers have complained about how much awful banter there is on everyone’s WhatsApp group.

The company trying to break in to WhatsApp were about to give up after finding nothing but shit jokes, and shared videos of women firing ping pong balls from their lady garden.

Local hacker, Peter Thape had to read 600 messages of awful banter before finally discovering that the group were going for a pint at 7.30.

‘Big wow, we’ve hacked into WhatsApp,’ said Thape.

‘Now we know what you’re all having for tea,’ added Thape.