Harry and Megan moving into a semi in Windsor


Harry and Megan have announced that they will move to Windsor in the New Year, for the birth of their first child.

The couple have been dossing down on the sofa of Harry’s brother, William since they got married a few months ago.

The couple, who live largely on state handouts, have stirred some suspicion by getting a 95% mortgage for the compact family home, with a south facing garden, and good local amenities.

‘I’ve still got a bit of money put by from doing that Suits in America,’ said Megan Markle.

‘I couldn’t live any more with that Kate; nappies and make-up everywhere,’ added Markle.