Harry and Meghan to renounce wealth & move to the woods


The Windsors have had enough of their fantastic wealth and privilege and will begin a new life in the woods from Tuesday week.

Harry has agreed to hand back all the money and land taken from the people over the years, before starting his new life.

Meghan told Cutting News about her new berries and grilled squirrel diet.

‘It’s just the quiet life we’re after,’ said Meghan.

‘That’s why I was a Hollywood actress, and then married into the most famous Royal family on the planet,’ she added.